Hi, my name is Paul Lewthwaite.
I'm back! Been a while. Have you missed me? No, don't answer that : )
Yes, this is a photo of me modelling some 'designer' headware. The photo was taken on a rooftop cafe in the busy, but beautiful city of Florence in 2005.
My guestbook form was tormented by spammers, and I've had to ditch it. Should anyone have a burning desire to write to me re: comments, then please send an e-mail to me via: contact@zompistories.com I'll post up comments onto the guestbook page.

I've written a few yarns, some of which have, to my amazement, been or will be published.
This website is more a bit of fun than anything, but it keeps me out off mischief (and, don't tell my wife, it's a great excuse not to do housework).
Do have a peek at the book section
as well. It's where I hope to eventually
list all the novels on my bookshelves
and provide you with my uncannily,
insightful mini-review of each. You'll
also find links to the author's website
(if they have one).